THE BABYLYMPICS

The thrilling story of when a Mummy and Daddy love each other very much so they call upon the birds of the sky and the bees of the hive to plead for a stork to leave a bundle of joy at their doorstep. 

Babies. What are they good for? They pay NO taxes, do nothing but complain more than the average r/SnyderCut frequenter, and provide no meaningful contribution to competitive sports. Until now... It's time to pass the flame and strap in as we finally find a purpose for these once useless creatures that will entertain the masses.

Take upon the role of parent  (and coach) and fling your baby towards victory whilst investing your child support payments into sick upgrades for your future offspring. And because of new parenting technologies, you can also rotate your baby in the air! Every good parent knows that the soft spot on a babies head is the bounciest, so it will come in incredibly handy.

You can find the background song we used here